Non-Jews are for practice
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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