We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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