She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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