i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
