Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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