well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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