Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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