actually, I'm a sock model
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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