How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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