his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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