4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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