I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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