i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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