we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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