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you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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