i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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