On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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