your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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