No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I would fuck him just for his dog
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
