ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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