I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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