Can i not drive my cunt home
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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