i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Boobs are out for the taking
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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