he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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