FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
