I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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