I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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