i just google imaged poop.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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