careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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