Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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