no. you can't hotbox the world.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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