new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
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