i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
And then he peed in my hair
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