I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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