THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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