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oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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