I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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