with your own penis?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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