im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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