I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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