ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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