Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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