Well douche your snatch and let's go!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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