her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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