apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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