He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
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he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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