I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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