Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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