is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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