This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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