Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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