I should be sponsored by Trojan
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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