So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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