the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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